Five Honest Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

With a Spice of Comedy

 

 You love that girl but you're not sure how to win her heart. Here are five honest ways to win that girl's heart. It's all told by an experienced person, with a spice of comedy. You'll get your heart warmed and your funny bone tickled.

1. I got some chocolate for you honey.
Honestly, how old is this move? We've all seen it in the movies. To be honest, I don't think it works. I've never actually had the courage to give a girl a box of chocolate. The last thing I'd want her to think is that I'm on a mission to get her obese. OK, that wasn't very nice. But the point being is that it's such an old cliché, that I wouldn't bother expecting the girl to go "Ooooh!". So what should you do? Well, if you want to mix food and women together, next time you go out together, be sure to ask her if she would like to dine with you instead of forcing food on her. Oh, and don't forget to pay the bill.

2. Beautiful ? Never knew that word until I met you.
Seriously, women are very self conscious. She WANTS you to compliment her. She WANTS you to tell her that she smells nice. She WANTS.. God, you get the point. So where am I getting at ? Don't give the girl what she wants. Huh ? Yes, you heard me. You're basically telling her facts that she already know, and trust me although she wants to hear you tell her, 'You are so gorgeous/beautiful/lovely/cute/you name it', try to keep it on the edge. In other words, tease her a bit. Next time she asks, how do I look, tell her you look fine but that lipstick is horrible. Okay, bad advice. My point is, don't be a complete suck up. I can't give examples to this because our personalities are not alike. And I don't want you pretending to be something you're not. That won't work in the long run. Trust me.

3. I got a number, but what do I do with it ? Where's my math's teacher when I need him...
Okay, you got her number. But what do you do with it ? Well, it's not going to run away from you, that I can assure you. If you just scored a woman's number, let a couple days rest before you call her. You don't want her to think you're some guy with absolutely nothing else to do but to immediately call her back within 30 seconds. Let's pretend that she calls you one day, don't pick up. Call her back after a couple of hours, this way it will appear you are a busy person and have other stuff going on in your life besides her. She can't possibly be interested in a guy who sits all day looking at his phone, right ?

4. I can't remember the last time I took a shower but who cares?
Well obviously she will! Don't forget that besides personality, brains, looks, your body odor will also affect how a girl sees you. Kind of weird how a girl can see how you smell ? Right, you get the point. Besides taking a shower, don't forget to hit yourself with some fragrance. You can already impress a girl by your fragrance alone before saying anything. Now I bet you never thought of that!

5. Friendship ? I'm not sure if thats what I ordered.
Which heart do you want to win ? Do you want to be her friend or her lover ? There is a thing we men call the Friend-Zone, and I'm pretty sure that 99,9% of men reading this article DO NOT want to land in this area. That's right, you don't want to be that guy who has to hear about her boy problems, life problems, solve her homework, or possibly her tax issues. You've probably heard of the saying, Love at first sight. Let me however adjust that a bit, 'Love, Friendship, or Nothing at first sight'. Okay, it doesn't all depend on the first encounter but it does have a large effect as to where the relationship may lead next. So remember, next time you want to win a girls heart. Make your stance VERY CLEAR to yourself. If you sense that it's going to friendship, abort mission if that's not what you want in the long run.